Jokes !

I wanted to make a topic where we can post some jokes ! And i do that ! So don't hesitate to share your jokes !


Why the blond women suck their watch ?
Because TIC-TAC is only 2 calories.

It's two old people who descuss.
Man : who is this german who steal my watch ?
Woman : Alzheimer

It's just the story of a pingui who plays nexuiz, he was in the fabulous nexuiz clan : eLeMenT. He had a particularity, he breathed by his ass... One day he sit down on the ice and dies :'(

Let's have a minute of silence for him

ABC that's not a joke it's a sad story! :'( :hue:

AngeBabaCool wrote:It's just the story of a pingui who plays nexuiz, he was in the fabulous nexuiz clan : eLeMenT. He had a particularity, he breathed by his ass... One day he sit down on the ice and dies :'(

Let's have a minute of silence for him

oh gosh R.I.P my friend

vega

He was a great man...

comes a walrus with a frog on his head , to a veterinarian .

The frog asks the Dr. anything pecks me on the ass.


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